Ultimate plan for decluttering my house

1. Rent medium-sized Dumpster.
2. Send husband and children to a hotel for a weekend. A three-day weekend.
3. Fly my mom and closest girl friends to San Antonio (like, only the people I would trust to bail me out of jail.) 
4. Empty 90 percent of contents of closets, bags, and cabinets into Dumpster.
5. Take mom and friends to spa.