Ultimate plan for decluttering my house
- Rent medium-sized Dumpster.
- Send husband and children to a hotel for a weekend. A three-day weekend.
- Fly my mom and closest girl friends to San Antonio (like, only the people I would trust to bail me out of jail.)
- Empty 90 percent of contents of closets, bags, and cabinets into Dumpster.
- Take mom and friends to spa.