Ultimate plan for decluttering my house

  1. Rent medium-sized Dumpster.
  2. Send husband and children to a hotel for a weekend. A three-day weekend.
  3. Fly my mom and closest girl friends to San Antonio (like, only the people I would trust to bail me out of jail.) 
  4. Empty 90 percent of contents of closets, bags, and cabinets into Dumpster.
  5. Take mom and friends to spa.

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